Category Archives: Family

Thanksgiving Turkey Paper Craft For Kids (Free PDF Pattern)

I’m bringing PAPER CRAFTS back!  Like, kinda.  It’s not as if they disappeared completely, but somehow, over the duration of my college studies, the Early Childhood Education professionals poo-pooed “product art” and the began to beat into our heads:  “PROCESS, NOT PRODUCT!”  Of course, we either: -wanted to graduate, or -wanted NAEYC accreditation, or -were […]

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Homemade Halloween 2013: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Makeup

So I’m totally not a makeup artist but I might eventually be one…someday.  When I get my life straightened out.  Until then, I have to live for moments like this:  having a client who is ready and willing to let me do their makeup. Bonus:  Client lives here, so I don’t have to clean the […]

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Two Ingredient Pumpkin Muffins

These are the easiest muffins to bake–EVER.  You’re not going to believe how combining two–yes, TWO–simple ingredients can yield AMAZINGLY delicious muffins!  You can bang out dozen after dozen in record time.  Share some with friends and neighbors, take them to a fall themed party, freeze them for quick school morning breakfasts, or eat them […]

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Adorable (And Crazy Budget Friendly) Handprint Spiders

If you know me, or if you’ve been following my blog…you know Ron and I are currently Funemployed, so our budget for entertainment, decor, holiday celebrations, and pretty much everything else is about…$0.00, give or take.  I’ve always been a pretty frugal person, and I’ll tell you what–there are dozens and dozens of excellent blogs […]

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Shit My Kid Says: My Kid Is On Fire

I hadn’t really planned on doing spontaneous blogging, and…  I definitely did not want this blog to be a pathetic, attention-whoring Mom blog with dozens upon dozens of pictures documenting my son’s every experience from morning until night. But dammit, he’s funny.  He’s five.  Five is amazing. Actually, what I had planned on blogging about […]

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What It’s Like To Be Batman’s Offspring

BatDad is KILLIN’ the parenting thing.  These are a bunch of his Vine videos, compiled into a simple, almost-3 minute clip.  We laughed our asses off over here at Glitter & Bruises headquarters, and we’re totally sober, too.  It’s that funny.

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Hempfield High School Homecoming Court

That silly quote: “Nine out of ten children get their awesomeness from their aunt!” Totally applies. #teamrhea This year’s Homecoming Court, representing the HHS senior class. #hempfieldpride #stayc14ssy pic.twitter.com/jp2VlZ6xqw — Hempfield SD (@hempfield) September 30, 2013

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