Category Archives: Hilarious

Let ‘Em Pop, Bro.

Last month, when the separation was fresh and raw, and I wasn’t really sure what the fate of Glitter & Bruises would be…I made a promise. I promised that I would post a humiliating picture of myself when I reached 500 fans on Facebook. I hadn’t even hit the 400 mark yet.  So like, I […]

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Not Nice Kitty Is Not Nice (Yiayia’s Cat, Dimitri)

Not Nice Kitty Is Not Nice
Not Nice Kitty Is Not Nice

Meet Dimitri.  He lives with my Mom and Dad.  He’s a nasty son-of-a-bitch. A Scrooge, in feline form. Watch what happens when I wish him a “Merry Christmas.” [su_youtube_advanced url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdnL4sGM6lU&feature=youtu.be”] Pussy ain’t about that. Want more Ferocious Pussy?  LIKE Glitter & Bruises on Facebook HERE.

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Why Pay For A Chocolate Bean Polish When I Can Do It Myself?

I have no appropriate introduction for this blog post, other than I lost my shit over Whipped Cocoa. It all started when I woke up this morning.  Ron had a late night obligation last night, and was sound asleep next to me.  Being the thoughtful and kind wife that I am, I didn’t disturb him […]

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Which State Do You Belong In? Take This Short Quiz And Find Out!

For all the times I’ve made fun of New Jersey, it’s only because I secretly liked it.  Like….LIKED IT-liked it.  Maybe that’s how I won over Ron’s heart…?  It’s no secret that I relentlessly pursued him…like a thirsty, undersexed, desperate wench!! WHO DOES THAT??  Anyway.  Want to see where YOU should be living–based on your […]

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What It’s Like To Be Batman’s Offspring

BatDad is KILLIN’ the parenting thing.  These are a bunch of his Vine videos, compiled into a simple, almost-3 minute clip.  We laughed our asses off over here at Glitter & Bruises headquarters, and we’re totally sober, too.  It’s that funny.

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