Last month, when the separation was fresh and raw, and I wasn’t really sure what the fate of Glitter & Bruises would be…I made a promise. I promised that I would post a humiliating picture of myself when I reached 500 fans on Facebook. I hadn’t even hit the 400 mark yet. So like, I […]
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Meet Dimitri. He lives with my Mom and Dad. He’s a nasty son-of-a-bitch. A Scrooge, in feline form. Watch what happens when I wish him a “Merry Christmas.” [su_youtube_advanced url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdnL4sGM6lU&feature=youtu.be”] Pussy ain’t about that. Want more Ferocious Pussy? LIKE Glitter & Bruises on Facebook HERE.
I have no appropriate introduction for this blog post, other than I lost my shit over Whipped Cocoa. It all started when I woke up this morning. Ron had a late night obligation last night, and was sound asleep next to me. Being the thoughtful and kind wife that I am, I didn’t disturb him […]
Just kidding, I meant to do that.
I have a somewhat “loose” blog schedule for the next few days, but I HAD to stop everything to post this video. Here’s why: 1. These kids are the same age that I used to teach, which means whatever adorable stuff comes out of their mouth automatically quadruples in adorable-ness when it hits my ears. […]
For all the times I’ve made fun of New Jersey, it’s only because I secretly liked it. Like….LIKED IT-liked it. Maybe that’s how I won over Ron’s heart…? It’s no secret that I relentlessly pursued him…like a thirsty, undersexed, desperate wench!! WHO DOES THAT?? Anyway. Want to see where YOU should be living–based on your […]
What’s your witch name? Comment below! I’m Blessed Wench. I love it!
Yesterday, I shared a story about my spirit animals and it made me think: Who else knows what their spirit animal is? What is it, anyway? Or what are they? I skipped Google and did a search for #spiritanimal on Instagram. My, oh my….
BatDad is KILLIN’ the parenting thing. These are a bunch of his Vine videos, compiled into a simple, almost-3 minute clip. We laughed our asses off over here at Glitter & Bruises headquarters, and we’re totally sober, too. It’s that funny.