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Not Nice Kitty Is Not Nice (Yiayia’s Cat, Dimitri)

Not Nice Kitty Is Not Nice
Not Nice Kitty Is Not Nice

Meet Dimitri.  He lives with my Mom and Dad.  He’s a nasty son-of-a-bitch. A Scrooge, in feline form. Watch what happens when I wish him a “Merry Christmas.” [su_youtube_advanced url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdnL4sGM6lU&feature=youtu.be”] Pussy ain’t about that. Want more Ferocious Pussy?  LIKE Glitter & Bruises on Facebook HERE.

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Bloggers Unite & Buoy Up!

Remember that movie with…Kevin Costner, I think it was…?  He was just an Iowa corn farmer, doing his Iowa corn farming thing.  And he heard a voice whisper… “…If you blog it, they will come.” With his wife’s encouragement, he pushes corn farming to the back burner and focuses all his attention on starting a […]

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I Take Selfies While I Twerk, Srsly.

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selfie

Web Developer:  “OH NO.” Me:  “What?” Web Developer:  “Selfie, twerk, and derp were officially added to the dictionary.” Me:  “That’s awesome.” Web Developer:  “What have you DONE???????” Srsly, this is the best news I’ve ever heard.  Even if it’s semi-old news.  And “srsly” was among the newly added words….srsly.   Um, SQUEE!!!!!!!!!  (That was added, too). […]

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Which State Do You Belong In? Take This Short Quiz And Find Out!

For all the times I’ve made fun of New Jersey, it’s only because I secretly liked it.  Like….LIKED IT-liked it.  Maybe that’s how I won over Ron’s heart…?  It’s no secret that I relentlessly pursued him…like a thirsty, undersexed, desperate wench!! WHO DOES THAT??  Anyway.  Want to see where YOU should be living–based on your […]

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Twerk Riot Weekend: What Is This Twerk Riot You Speak Of?

I have something to say… Something that I haven’t spoken of in a long time. When I say what I have to say, it’s going to send shockwaves through the entire Facebook community. Residents of central Pennsylvania will feel the earth tremble. Old men will clasp their hands against their hearts, pregnant women hold their […]

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