Cancer FTW! (Celestially Speaking, Of Course)

I’m happy to be a Cancerian today!  I’m totally diggin’ my horoscope for Saturday, December 7th. I don’t know if it’s fair to call blogging a Dream Career…in my mind, a “dream career” is something you’ve wanted to do for as long as you can remember. I didn’t want to be a blogger back in […]

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Well I Didn’t Get Trampled, So That Was Good.

Is it too late to dish about BLACK FRIDAY?  I say NO WAY!  The Deals, Steals, and Doorbusters went down exactly one week ago, and if you’re anything like me, it’s taken a full 7 days to recuperate from the all-night shopping spree. I am a faithful Black Friday shopper.  I live for Black Friday.  […]

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Why Pay For A Chocolate Bean Polish When I Can Do It Myself?

I have no appropriate introduction for this blog post, other than I lost my shit over Whipped Cocoa. It all started when I woke up this morning.  Ron had a late night obligation last night, and was sound asleep next to me.  Being the thoughtful and kind wife that I am, I didn’t disturb him […]

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Bloggers Unite & Buoy Up!

Remember that movie with…Kevin Costner, I think it was…?  He was just an Iowa corn farmer, doing his Iowa corn farming thing.  And he heard a voice whisper… “…If you blog it, they will come.” With his wife’s encouragement, he pushes corn farming to the back burner and focuses all his attention on starting a […]

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I Take Selfies While I Twerk, Srsly.

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Web Developer:  “OH NO.” Me:  “What?” Web Developer:  “Selfie, twerk, and derp were officially added to the dictionary.” Me:  “That’s awesome.” Web Developer:  “What have you DONE???????” Srsly, this is the best news I’ve ever heard.  Even if it’s semi-old news.  And “srsly” was among the newly added words….srsly.   Um, SQUEE!!!!!!!!!  (That was added, too). […]

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Christmas Countdown Labels With Vintage Flair! (Free Printable)

Yesterday, I had a lightbulb moment.  I’m a little embarrassed to share it, but I will–with the hope that many of my readers will stop and think… “OMG. Yes.  Duh.  YESSSSS.” Let me state the obvious, first.  Here are the known facts.  1.  Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November.  2.  Christmas countdowns […]

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The Great Thanksgiving Debacle Of 2006

This is a story that must be told. It was Wednesday, November-something.  I don’t remember the date…I just know it was the day before Thanksgiving, and it was 2006.  I was teaching at Head Start and had a Jersey Shore boyfriend.  It was an even-numbered year, so we’d be spending Thanksgiving with his family in […]

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$25 Visa Gift Card Giveaway

Want to win a $25 Visa Gift Card?  It’s really easy and entries are really, really low, so get in on this while you can! All you have to do is LIKE Glitter & Bruises on Facebook and then SHARE the giveaway picture. LIKE Glitter & Bruises on Facebook HERE.  Then, SHARE the Giveaway Pic […]

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